Ross & Rachel: The Ones Set In 2016

1996 DAVID SCHWIMMER AND JENNIFER ANISTON OF THE TV HIT SERIES "FRIENDS"

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We can recite the ups and downs of Ross and Rachel’s love story pretty much off by heart. But imagine if they got together in 2016 instead of 1991. We think that their story might end up to be quite a different one…

Then

The One Where Gunther Loves Rachel

Now

The One Where Gunther Is A Hipster

Maybe Rachel would be more receptive to Gunther’s affections if he was a handsome young bearded hipster?

Then

The One Where Ross Is Called ‘Wet Head’

Now

The One With Ross’ Man Bun…

Ross was only going with what was fashionable at the time… Imagine his gelled mop pulled up top into ‘Man Bun’. We know which we prefer!

Then

The One When Ross Does Rachel’s Make-Up

Now

The One Where Ross Learns How To Contour

Ross heads straight to YouTube to watch numerous Vloggers’ contouring tutorials so that he can give Rachel the cheekbones she deserves.

Then

The One Where Ross Is Right About Mark

Now

The One Where Mark Comments On Rachel’s Selfie

Ross’ suspicions would be confirmed when Mark comments on Rachel’s selfie with heart-eyed and winky-faced emoticons. Not. Cool.

Then

The One When They Were On A Break

Now

The One With The Lie Detector Test

The ‘were they?’ ‘weren’t they?’ debate that has made us question ourselves oh so many times, would now be decided by the lean, mean lie detector machine that is, Jeremy Kyle.

Then

The One Where Ross Says Rachel’s Name At The Altar

Now

The One Where The Vows Go Viral

Thanks to Joey videoing Ross and Emily’s vows on his iPhone, Ross’ unthinkable name slip up was caught on camera, uploaded to Youtube and promptly went viral. Doh!

Then

The One With Baby Got Back

Now

The One With Anaconda

Turns out you can do the same dance to both Sir Mix A Lot and Nicki Minaj. (And yes, they’re both still as shocking) But at least Emma’s laughing.

Then

The One Where Ross Is Fine

Now

The One With Ross’ Drunken Status Tirade

In said status, he declares himself to be the best margarita maker ever and lists all the reasons he’s fine with Rachel and Joey’s relationship. He then posts a selfie of Joey and Rachel, captioning it ‘Relationship Goals.’ On the plus side, he managed to get #imfine trending.

Then

The One Where Rachel Gets Off The Plane

Now

The One Where Rachel Makes Headline News

Headline reads: ‘PLANE MAKES EMERGENCY LANDING BECAUSE OF CRAZY LADY’S PHALANGE RANT!’

Then

The One Where Rachel Is Ross’s Lobster

Now

The One Where Ross Is Rachel’s Lobster

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About Laura Scott

I'm a 22 year old copywriter working for an ecommerce website based in Manchester.

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