1 – If you’re venturing out into the restaurant world to take advantage of Valentine’s Day deals, book a table early.
2 – And remember to choose wisely… or face their hangry wrath.
3 – Or worse, risk running into an ex at your favourite restaurant. Awkward.
4 – If in doubt, just order a takeaway and veg on the sofa. Fool-proof.
5 – Even if you’ve agreed not to do gifts this year. Always. Buy. A. Gift. (And make it a good one…)
6 – And remember, the golden rule of Valentine’s Day gift buying is to think outside the box.
7 – What do you do if you thought outside the box and they still hated your gift? Just smile and nod…
8 – And should they question why you’ve gone against your mutual non-gift agreement, prepare to backpedal…
9 – FYI: Plying them with wine won’t make them love said gift any more…
10 – You just run the risk of the night ending like this:
11 – In summary: If the thought of getting Valentine’s Day all wrong sends shivers down your spine, treat it like just another day. (But still buy a back-up gift.)